I’m so thankful to be among all of you, once again. You’ve probably been incredibly worried, wringing your hands and all, wondering, “Where is Fannie? Why haven’t there been any IdiosynCrazy posts from Fannie?”
Well, it all started a few weeks ago when I was kidnapped by a VERY intimidating group of scrapbooking aliens (see them pictured, below)
who then passed me off to this INCREDIBLY persuasive 20 month Oklahoman…
Believe it or not, by the first group, I was FORCED to, first, indulge in creative and culinary exploits and THEN, by the miniature abductor, I was COERCED into blowing bubbles and using sidewalk chalk to formulate secret code messages.
Unlike my fellow authors, I am not organized enough to plan for stupidly busy times in my life, or abductions, by planning, in advance, blog posts.
So, to appease you all, I thought I would share my recipe for Escape From The Scrapbooking Aliens Bloody Marys…
Escape From The Scrapbooking Aliens Bloody Mary Recipe
(serves 6…or 3…depending)
32 oz Tomato juice
15 oz vodka
juice of 2 lemons
juice of 2 limes
2T worcestershire sauce
1 1/4 t Tabasco sauce
Salt to taste
Red pepper flakes to taste
2 t celery salt
3 T prepared horseradish
Blend all in a pitcher.
If desired, salt rim of glasses
Pour mixture into individual salted glasses, over ice. Garnish with the following:
Lime wedge, celery stalk, pickled green beans, garlic stuffed olives…
If you want to get really crazy, and go all Martha Stewart-ish, hire Fae to pick the longest chives she can from your chive garden and create the following “garnish bundles”…
Guaranteed to coerce scrapbooking alien captors to release you…
Note: Not suitable for the “under age Oklahoman” captors; for this, fish crackers are a more appropriate substitution.